the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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