Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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