I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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