Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i just google imaged poop.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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