ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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