Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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