think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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