I smell stomach acid.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist