So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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