Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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