Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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