Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
this just has baby written all over it
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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