Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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