apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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