If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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