Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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