oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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