For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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