Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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