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say what?
wanna hang out?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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