im drinking this country out of the recession.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Couch. On fire.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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