Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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