He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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