did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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