Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
