I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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