Ambien. No doubt about it.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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