I wish i was in the wii world.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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