She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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