i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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