dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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