Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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