normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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