At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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