I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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