hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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