ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
What a dumb baby whore.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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