It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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