I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Randomize
