He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I am available for nakedness
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
