I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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