I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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