She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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