did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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