I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
vagina is talking i cant
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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