So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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