we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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