Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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