even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Terrible idea I love it
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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