Don't you send me to vm
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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