the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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