She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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