He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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