4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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