One girl and one boy is just not enough.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.