your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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