i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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