Can Purell be used as lube?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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