I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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